give me your fucking hand
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Peeta Mellark + Sass.
The Victory Tour
Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else’s she like freaks out.
boys are so hot it disgusts me
It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled with children.